christo-pho:

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL

thats-slightly-raven:

phantomofthe0prah:

thats-slightly-raven:

I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.

how do you set your eyebrow on fire

I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes

Sniffing a candle? Sniffing??

griffblackfyre:

Captain, to build a better world sometimes means tearing the old one down. And that makes enemies.

buckbees:

imagine steve and bucky both waiting for sam to go jogging so that they can both run by him on either side and steve shouts ‘on your left’ and bucky shouts ‘on your right’

tinyredbird:

Pearl I think you would think this is purdy. theartofpearllow

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge